February 2011
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
^teach me how to dougie.
When someone asks you where you saw something that you actually found on Tumblr
Oh my god. It’s actually true.
I can't believe I liked you.
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
SO FUCKING RELEVANT
Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.
Why is this………accurate. Lol.
Even them breathing.
People who edit pictures like this.
That moment when someone starts being super fucking nice to you out of no where
So immediately you’re like
THE FUCK YOU WANT?
that awesome moment when you buy new clothes and wear them in front of your friends for the first time.
Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous, and you post the stuff because you like it, and you follow people because you actually like their blog.
This is not Myspace people, you’re not cool because you have 20,000 followers.
Is this opposed to “tumblr famous” people who don’t like what they post and don’t follow people for their blog?
idgi doesn’t everyone just post what they like, and follow blogs they like
I hate what I post ;_; You’ve discovered it omgggg I should get help for that.
Listen
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
looooooooooooooool omg
(via lauren)
Well she’s one of the most annoying girls I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing cry.
lol forever reblog.
oh goshhhhhhhh this was sooooo mean. But srsly THE GURL CHEATED THATS A NO NO
Lights, Camera, Trans-action: We're giving away a 32GB Apple iPhone 4! →
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So I’m not going to say my granny got me an iPhone when I already had one.. but in honor of our 200 followers, I’m going to give away a 32GB Apple iPhone 4! This unit is factory unlocked and openline already. It includes the handset, Apple earphones with remote and mic, dock connector to USB cable, USB power adapter, & documentation and SIM eject tool. So if you’d like to get a chance to win a brand-new spankin’ iPhone 4, all you have to do is:
DRAKE AND JOSH ARE COMING BACK FOR A REUNION SEASON
HUG ME, BROTHA!!!
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
EVERY DAMN DAY!
